Wiiipe out!!!

Well... we've sold out of smartass.
The last couple of weeks have been an interesting time for all.
We hope wherever you are, you're safe and well. 
The demand for toilet paper has ramped up and we've been wiped out,
'butt' we're doing everything we can to have more ready ASAP.

Join our newsletter and we'll let you know when we'll have our tree free toilet tickets available!

If you have a subscription, don't worry!
We've still got your backside covered and put aside all necessary stock,
ensuring your next orders will be fulfilled.

We encourage you to share the love with people who aren't able to leave the house, 
check on your loved ones and neighbours, and maybe share a few rolls!

The smartass crew