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smartass is cushiony soft, strong toilet paper made from bagasse or as we like to call it badass sugarcane waste, combined with bamboo fibres. Each carton contains 48 rolls of mixed colours and designs.
Premium 2 ply • 300 sheets per roll • 48 rolls per carton
£32.90
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Subscription recommendation:
8 to 10 people = every 6 weeks
5 to 6 people = every 8 weeks
3 to 4 people = every 12 weeks
1 to 2 people = every 16 weeks
Pre-order now and receive your first carton before the 15th.
Carbon Neutral
We track the CO2 emissions generated by our operation, have aggressive yearly ‘rolling’ (pun intended) targets to reduce these emissions, and we offset all those we cannot avoid by buying carbon credits. Supporting worldwide projects that are certified to absorbed CO2.
Bamboo
Bamboo is a strong and sturdy low impact plant, with the ability to grow up to 4cm an hour! It's one of the fastest growing plants on the planet and can be grown year on year with just rainwater and lots of sun, with little wear and tear on soil quality.
Bagasse
Bagasse is a by-product, meaning it comes from the waste of making something else. It's made from the waste products of sugar production, and more specifically, sugarcane. The word bagasse actually means something along the lines of “refuse,” “rubbish,” or “trash.” Sweet, sweet trash!
